Wippa's advice on how to girl proof your house in order to impress
Things to do to girl proof your home. The following is a list of jobs that need to be done in order to make a good first impression when the lady comes to stay. It is giving the wrong impression if the house is too clean? Should this be a test to see how much she'll put up with? Where do you draw the line?

- Clean the sheets and pillows.
- Remove all mould in the shower, and around taps.
- Remove all skid marks from toilet bowl.
- Remove all dodgy items from the top draw
- Remove all "out of date" and stinky food.
- Dust all horizontal surfaces, and round, (tooth paste in bowl)
- Empty dryer and put put cloths away.
- Garlic in the pan to make room smell nice or fresh bread.
- Lights on to make feel welcome.
- Remove inside bin bag.
- Leave on the coffee table the article from inside cover in the west about saving the our news reader when she collapsed.
- Make sure the toilet seat is down.
- Get rid of all naughty mags.
- Make sure there are good pillows.

On the other hand.
- Leave clothes everywhere so she doesn't expect too much, make the place look a little dirty
- Hire a rotating bed.
- Absolutely nothing, if she doesn't like it she can go else where.