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Wippa girl-proofs his house
Joseph Zammit 4 July, 2008 - 9:24 AM
Things to do to girl proof your home. The following is a list of jobs that need to be done in order to make a good first impression when the lady comes to stay. It is giving the wrong impression if the house is too clean? Should this be a test to see how much she'll put up with? Where do you draw the line?
Clean the sheets and pillows.
Remove all mould in the shower, and around taps.
Remove all skid marks from toilet bowl.
Remove all dodgy items from the top draw
Remove all "out of date" and stinky food.
Dust all horizontal surfaces, and round, (tooth paste in bowl)
Empty dryer and put put cloths away.
Garlic in the pan to make room smell nice or fresh bread.
Lights on to make feel welcome.
Remove inside bin bag.
Leave on the coffee table the article from inside cover in the west about saving the our news reader when she collapsed.
Make sure the toilet seat is down.
Get rid of all naughty mags.
Make sure there are good pillows.
On the other hand.
Leave clothes everywhere so she doesn't expect too much, make the place look a little dirty Hire a rotating bed.
Absolutely nothing, if she doesn't like it she can go else where.
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Mitch says
wippa,
mate I need some advice, my girlfriend moves into my house next week and I dont know where I can leave my boots and shoes, at the moment they're in the bedroom with me but need to be moved as they stink from my feet being in them all day...I cant leave them in the hallway as I'll trip over them for sure so what can I do to solve the issue of "where to put my boots"? also your blog is great and the same is said for your show, good on ya.
Posted Tuesday 15 July, 2008 3:24 PM -
Samantha says
Wippa,
You need to make an effort but dont try too hard. Your lady-friend wants to date the real you... although theres always room to improve a man's habits.
Its a shared space now.
Posted Thursday 21 August, 2008 9:12 AM
