Posted: 11 February, 2014
by Dan Hill / Sohan Judge
9 People Who Shouldn't Be In The Magic Mike Sequel!
Best To Sit This One Out Boys!
With news from Channing Tatum confirming Magic Mike 2 is coming to cinemas, we've put together a list of 9 people we DON'T want to see star in the sequel.
1. Professor Snape. He wouldn't approve.
2. Lorde's Boyfriend. Because Lorde wouldn't approve.
3. Justin Bieber. Although he'd be up for it, we think it's best to keep the poor guy out of the limelight for a little bit.
4. Shia LaBeouf. Guys, he's not famous enough!! See?
5. Alf Stewart. Just no.
6. Joffrey. We're going to have to draw the line on this one, my Lord.
7. Tony Abbott. Enough said.
8. Bruce Jenner. Not even if Kris Jenner makes a surprise appearance.
9. Gollum. Sex appeal lacking here.