Posted: 15 August, 2013
Smart Phone App Measures Bedroom Performance
Struggling in the bed room? Or proud of your performance and want to show off without making a home movie??
Well now there is a smart phone app that can do just that, aptly named ‘Spreadsheets’. What the app does is measure your performance in bed and provides "statistical and historical feedback".
You can find out how many thrusts per minute you’re averaging, how long you can hang on for, and exactly how loud things get.
You can even keep a record of your encounters including date, time, and performance which you can then compare with previous partners to see if you’ve improved.
The makers of the app do stress that this is something not to be used solo saying: “This is a team effort; your partner will support your commitment to improving sexual activity through performance tracking.”
The best thing is, there is no restrictions on where you can use this app with the company going as far as to detail situations where it may be appropriate to use such as “in bed, in the car, on the couch, in your pocket, on a trampoline, in a hammock (both traditional and banana), at the club, at your in-laws, in a tent”.
They also warn against using it “on the beach, while skydiving, in the shower, on a balcony, in a moving vehicle, near sharp objects,”
So turn yourself from dud to stud with a little coaching from your phone.