Posted: 11 September, 2013
Ellen Talks Oscars Hosting
"OMG 60 million people watch that thing."
It was recently announced that Ellen DeGeneres will be hosting the next Oscars - but apparently that's not necessarily an easy thing to say yes to.
Ellen took viewers of her show through the pros and cons list of deciding whether to host the Oscars - check it out!
"I thought I would take you on a journey inside my mind, which is scary. Hold on."
"Pro: I get to perform in front of 60 million people.
Con:: Oh my God, 60 million people watch that thing.
Pro: I'll be invited to all the cool Oscar after parties.
Con: I like to be tucked in by 7:30.
Pro: Meryl Streep could get a record 17th Oscar nomination.
Con: Hashtag we're over it, Meryl.
Pro: A lot of fancy designers will approach me to wear a beautiful, expensive gown of theirs.
Con: Ain't no way in hell I'm wearing a gown.
Pro: I've done it before. The second time should be even better.
Con: My second sitcom got canceled after five minutes.
Pro: If I'm on stage hosting, I won't be sitting on my couch drinking margaritas.
Con: If I'm on stage hosting, I won't be sitting on my couch drinking margaritas.
Pro: The theater holds 3,000 seats.
Con: It's gonna take 45 minutes to dance through all those aisles."