The Caption Competition
Caption Competition | Glastonbury 2011 Posted by The Funniest 24 June, 2011 - 1:58 PM
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$200 a ticket, some of the biggest bands on the planet, it's the middle of summer and it's bound to be hot, hot, hot with loads of sexy people about.
This of course would be the description if Glastonbury was in Australia. As it is, it's in England so it's bound to rain, rain and rain some more. Your tent will be under a foot of water and you'll be covered from head to toe in mud. The toilets will be unbearable and yet strangely you'll have the time of your life. Just like the chap in this photo, until he realises he's been playing the overflow from the sewer.
That last statement is probably untrue - I dunno I didn't read the photographers description, because I don't really care what's actually happening. What I care about is what you think is happening.
Up for grabs for your witty and possibly slightly racist pommy bashing caption is the pride that comes with knowing a whole nation thinks you're actually quite funny.
Caption Competition | Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Posted by The Funniest 20 June, 2011 - 11:03 AM
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Aaaww isn't love great.
Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian share a cup cake at the Sugar Factory in Las Vegas. We're not sure what exactly they are there for, but as you know that's not important when it comes to the caption comp. What is important is how funny your caption is. Remember she's a millionaire for basically being mates with another millionaire and having a nice bum. So if you feel a little bitter about her success I won't blame you, I'm jealous as well.
For the funniest caption this week you get to gloat about how awesome and funny you are and that you're by far the wittiest writer in the world.
Caption Competition | Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly Posted by The Funniest 9 June, 2011 - 9:23 AM
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Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly take their bro-mance to the next level whilst watching a game of basketball. We're sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this but we're not interested in that. We'd rather read an amusing rumour that you've made up than hear the truth. Up for grabs a double movie pass for the funniest caption.
Caption Competition | Russell Brand Posted by The Funniest 30 May, 2011 - 11:29 AM
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Brand was making headlines recently after being deported from Japan for some naughty things he did a few years back. We imagine when he was first confronted by Japanese authorities his face may have look something like this. Or perhaps this is what he looked like when he first saw Katy on their wedding night. After all he's batting way above his average.
Or maybe you have a more amusing idea as to why Russell has this expression on his face. If you do, share it with us and you could be the benefactor of a brand spanking movie pass.
Caption Competition | The Queen and Camilla Posted by The Funniest 17 May, 2011 - 8:18 AM
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They say "a picture is worth a thousand words" and you'd have to say this one is worth a few more than that.
Whats going on here? We have no idea, maybe Camilla has bad breath or the Queen really hates her. Either way we loved the photo, loved it so much we wanted to share it with you. It's also a good excuse to get some bitchy and witty comments from you as well.
Up for grabs a awesome movie pass which will get you and a mate in to the movies for free.
Funniest caption wins so think about it carefully.
Caption Competition | Johnny Depp & Keith Richards Posted by The Funniest 9 May, 2011 - 1:36 PM
With the release of Pirates of the Caribbean part 200 or whatever they are up to. We spotted Johnny Depp and Kieth Richards hanging out together at the world premiere.
It must be like looking in to the future for Johnny, almost like a biblical warning... Anyway I have no idea where I'm going with that so let just skip a long to the caption comp.
You should all know the rules by now, funniest caption wins. Up for grabs an amazing movie pass.
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